Sunday, May 27, 2012

We've Been Making Tracks

It’s been longer than it’s ought to have been with the blog and the writing of it, considering it’s been…. About two weeks, give or take a day but we’re in Florida now, and there is talk about heading to the Bahamas in the next few days since the winds are right, despite the tropical storm Beryl that’s been going about. I’m getting ahead of myself though, because now there is catching up to do. So, when we last left our heroes…

Charleston, city of ghosts, or at least it seems that way. There’s been pirates and wars and fires and stuff, and the city is quite proud of flaunting its history. I went for a walk after my shower, and headed for one of the many attractions laid out on the tourist map, which was the aquarium. It was less than five minutes away, big and impressive looking and boasting a large collection of aquatic animals, as an aquarium must. I was quite keen on going in and looking about, until I saw that the entrance fee was twenty-four dollars and change, which was about as much as I had in my pocket. I decided that was a little ridiculous and ran for a trolley instead.

In Charleston the trollies are free and the busses are not, so I took a trolley intent on finding a horse drawn tour of the historic city, which seemed nice. That being said I had no idea where to find this horse drawn tour, or where this trolley was going, so I sat back and enjoyed the ride, it was air conditioned after all. The trolley also had brass plated poles with swirls like the ones you find on carousels, it was quite nice. When the trolley stopped, I asked the driver where I might find the horses and their tour and he directed me to take another trolley and get off at market square.

The trolley I required was not there but the Charleston Historic Museum was, and I was just about to pop around that and see how much entrance cost when my trolley showed up, and I decided having a historic tour would be the more enjoyable way to learn about Charleston’s history. So I hopped on the trolley and spent a quiet, mostly uneventful public transit ride to market street.

Market street was cobbled and old looking, and right away I spotted a horse drawn carriage like the one that I wanted to take. I decided it was in my best interest to follow it so I could find the place where they sold the tickets and if by some accident I ended up walking most of the tour then I wouldn’t have the pay the price of the ticket and that was that. As it turns out the carriage was near the end of the tour and I found the ticket booth fairly easily. However, the ticket booth was right next to the market square which was a series of rectangular buildings dividing the road in two. That looked more interesting than a crowded carriage with a man yelling things over a microphone so I went in there.

Apart from a few people weaving baskets and other things it was just like any ‘market’ you might find with jewellery stalls, some places selling plastic watsits and toys, and a few places selling jams and other jarred goods. Civil war toys and figures seemed to be pretty prevalent and I almost bought one but I didn’t know for the life of me who wore the blue jackets and who wore the grey ones so I didn’t get any.

After wandering through the market and being notably underwhelmed I decided to go back out onto the street and go back to the carriage tours but once again I got side-tracked by a shop in a small street called ‘The Tea and Spice Exchange’ however once I reached it I decided I probably had enough tea, and walked right past it. Past it was a shop I did go into called ‘The Old Ghost Shop’ or something like that. I went in and was confronted by pirate flags, a whole shelf of ghost stories and then a bunch of incense, Celtic charms, fairies and other supernatural stuff.  The man behind the counter was very nice and we talked a lot about pirates and how Blackbeard had barricaded the harbour with The Gentleman Pirate and much of a bastard Edward Low was exactly. As a small note Blackbeard is Edward Teach, and Edward Low is another person entirely (they’re easy to confuse because both are named Edward and are pirates. Blackbeard however, wasn’t a psychopathic madman, he was mostly just scary looking).  I ended up buying Edward Low’s flag, as he was a childhood favourite of mine, commonly referred to as ‘that pirate who cut off some dudes lips, boiled them and made him eat them’ which was all I knew about him when I was little. 
Edward Low's Flag

After that I wandered through the French Quarter, which is also the ‘Historic District’ and found one of the oldest houses, cobblestones streets and other interesting things which plaques stuck on them. Then I faced the challenge of finding my way back to the boat, which wasn’t that hard since I had a map. On the way back I noted some likely looking restaurants and arrived to the boat, where I spent a little while reading as much as I could about pirates. I ended up finding a forty page paper called ‘Pirational  Choice: The economics of Infamous Pirate Practices’ which is really quite good.

We went out for dinner that evening and past the pub I had seen earlier called Molly O’something or other, and walked a few more blocks so we could see what else there was. My legs kinda hurt after my afternoon wander and so I was a little put out afterwards when we decided to go to the pub I noticed earlier which was the first restaurant we passed. The waitress there was nice and the food was good. Everyone had fish and chips, and we sat next to a poster which illustrated ‘The gentle art of making Guinness’ which was amusing as they had all sorts of strange machines and said they delivered the beer by dropping it out of hot air balloons onto villages. It was a quiet night, except for the moment I forgot myself and belched very loudly, luckily the pub was close to empty and nobody really seemed to take offence (that or they were too embarrassed that I dare do such a thing that they couldn’t call me on it).

The next morning we set off, left Charleston and were back to bobbing about down waterways best described as ‘a stretch of water with vegetation on both sides and sometimes a house’. Quite honestly I don’t remember a lot of the details.  We anchored in mosquito creek that evening, which was sort of a marshy place and was, for most of the evening, devoid of mosquitoes. That being said when they did come out they were these nasty little black things faster than mosquitoes in Canada. Not to mention their bites hurt and swell into little red welts.

Skull Island was the next anchorage after that, and was very, very underwhelming. It was the time when we started to see a marked increase in palm trees but other than that it was just another stretch of densely foliaged wilderness.

After Skull Island we anchored in Big Tom Creek where there was a really nasty thunderstorm. We had to put the electronics that would fit in the oven so they wouldn’t fry if we got hit by lighting, since we were the tallest things around by virtue of the large metal pole sticking out of the boat.  Luckily for us the storm didn’t last long and soon past us by.

The days by this point were becoming sweltering, and as aforementioned there were an awful lot of palm trees. The houses were also getting bigger, but thankfully most of them were less tacky than the ones we had seen before, except for one that was painted bright turquoise. We crossed John’s river, or something with a name similar the next day and anchored in alligator river which isn’t the same alligator river as the one we anchored in before. I spent that day looking forward to the one after it because Grandma said that there was an old island called Cumberland island that had wild horses on it and ruins of houses and poisonous snakes.

It was with high hopes and hiking boots at the ready that I woke up the next morning, only to find, later on that the winds were all wrong for Cumberland Island and we couldn’t anchor. So we pressed on which had the benefit of putting us within a one days sail to St. Augustine which is the oldest city on the continent.

The next day, as planned we got to St. Augustine though it was a bit late, so we decided to go to shore the next day and spend the day exploring and stocking up. I looked over the maps and such for the city and noted a few places I wanted to go, namely the pirate museum and the Lightner Museum which used to be a hotel. There was also a fort built by the Spanish out of shell stone (which as far as I can tell is basically concrete with shells in it but I’m probably wrong) that seemed like it was worth a gander.

I went to fort first and balked when I saw that it had an entrance fee (the fort in Charleston did not have an entrance fee, you just had to get there) and I wasn’t all that keen on seeing it when I had other things on the agenda. So I walked around the outside of it and to the pirate museum which was across the street. I puttered around in the gift shop there for a while looking at replica pistols and lots of things with the skull and cross bones emblazoned on them.

I went in eventually and was at the back of a school group being led by a man dressed like a pirate with a very loud voice. It was neat and I learned some things that I wouldn’t have learned otherwise (namely that after drilling a hole in the head for skull surgery you nailed a silver dollar to the hole). Happily though, the group soon disbanded which meant I could read the plaques and look at the very good wax models in peace.

They had instrumentation, a really jolly roger and loot they had brought up from a sunken ship there, not to mention a room where you could learn to tie knots and ‘fire’ a replica cannon and pistol. The disembodied wax head of Blackbeard told you about the life and times of Edward Teach who was only a pirate for three years. At the end of the museum there was a room with things from movie pirates, including Jack Sparrow’s collapsing sword which was the center piece.  It wasn’t a very big museum all things considered.  It only took me around an hour to wander through and gawk and read all there was to read including the computerized book with short biographies of notable pirates of the area.

After that I decided to walk about in a slow meander towards the Lightner Museum. I went down Spanish Street, which is this street done the way the old city used to be as sort of a Spanish town. It was nice but I didn’t stay on it long as I got side-tracked down a little cobblestone alley that had a one man band in it who wasn’t playing anything. We stayed and talked awhile about nothing in particular and I left when he started playing as I still had things to see and it was starting to get on.

The Lightner Museum was only a few blocks away and had really nice gardens with little brown lizards everywhere. The lobby was beautiful with mosaicked floors and pillars and stuff. I talked to the lady and she let me get in for the college student price, despite the fact I didn’t have a college student ID (or any ID on me at all). The first floor was absolutely magnificent, there was a music room, a ‘science and technology room’ with a collection of native American artefacts, a blown glass steam engine and a stuffed lion, along with tonnes of other things.  There was also a ‘model village’ which was a bunch of glass cases with little set ups in them like a child’s room, or a barber shop or an emporium.

After the first floor though things quickly got less impressive. The second floor was not as nicely done as the first and mainly featured collections of ceramics and cut glass. The building had linoleum and areas where the pools had been had been were concreted in and there were little boards that endeavoured to tell you what they ought to have looked like.

There was a ‘ballroom gallery’ but it didn’t look much like a ballroom at all, and just had little alcoves with some random furniture and a chandelier. There was also the third floor which was reserved for more furniture, cigar label art, buttons, and embroidery samplers. Some of it was neat but most of it was underwhelming as I was hoping that the rest of the museum would have at least some of the opulence of the lobby.

On the way out I browsed the gift shop which had nothing I deemed spending money on and I considered walking to a shop and buying ice cream but my feet hurt and I decided it was much more preferable to walk over the park and lay on the grass in the shade. I’m pleased to say that is exactly what I did. It was very nice even if the grass did prickle a bit. Eventually though I got to hot and walked back to the marina where I convinced the water taxi to take me out to the boat before his next scheduled run.

From there, I lounged about and did nothing. We were going to go out for dinner that evening but there were foul weather reports so we stayed in, and that worked out alright because there was a thunderstorm. There were some really nice forked lightning strikes, luckily nowhere near the boat so they were pretty to watch. Also Grandma and Grandpa bought me a camera to replace my old one, which was really super nice of them. It takes great pictures and does some panorama stuff, which I think ought to turn out very good.
A little Panorama
From Saint Augustine we’ve come down to Hobe Sound which took us five days. There hasn’t been anything terribly notable about those five days. There’s been big houses, and pelicans and other sorts of things that I’ve written about before and haven’t the mind to write about again. There has been no more of the big biting flies but lots of mosquitoes. Grandma says Grandpa looks like he’s got the measles and I can’t move about without knocking into one of my own (I have one on each wrist just to make typing fun).  The nights have been muggy and hard to fall asleep in but with the tropical storm giving us high winds it looks like perhaps we get a reprieve if we keep the hatches open.

As far as new wildlife I’ve seen jellyfish and what I thought was an ibis when we made a short stop to change the gas tank in the dingy as the old one wouldn’t close properly. The best thing that happened though is when I was sitting on the bow watching us chase small fish about (they seem to think they could outrun the boat and then dart off suddenly to the side when they realize they can’t) when a white shape comes out from under the boat and scares me half to death. I pull my feet in and realize that it’s a dolphin, a super close dolphin. Then another dolphin joined it and another one after that. I was really hoping they’d break the water and play in the bow wave and be generally awesome but after a few seconds they slipped out of sight.  Grandma also saw a manatee but it was submerged when I got there so I never got to see it. Still, we’re going through manatee zones so there is hope.

The plan now is to get to a marina in the next few days to stock up and then nip across the gulf on Wednesday when the winds are right. So until then we’re back to waiting but that’s alright. Adventure awaits!  

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